Well the last few days have been nuts for me at work and at home so i am sorry to all of you loyal and faithful blogers who come here on a daily bases (that's you porky). Tonight I am going to a show in Minneapolis called Cloud Cult. It should be pretty bad ass and i plan on get inebriated. so Moody wont have to worry about a 7 am wake up call tomorrow. what does everyone else got going on this weekend??

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Well i first wrote my blog about my new computer i got yesterday but then i realized that not only did i find it boring to write about but also boring to read. What do i write about then? should i stand on my soap box and rant about how much i dislike our president?? Nope, that's way to easy and i am sure there is many other people who have already beaten me to the punch on that particular subject. Should i give some of my insightful sports commentary? Its something i know a lot about, but ultimately I don't know if it hits home with my readers. To further dissect what it is i should be writing about i thought i would look at my reader demographics. they are as follows.
Moodkiller- His name says it all. Whether he is talking about Woman or work hes normally has his 'own' spin on it. His interests include playing basketball and hanging out with friends. he enjoys irritating and being irritated.
Porknbeans- loves to blog. I am not sure if he really even works. Spends all his free time commenting on other peoples blogs. thanks god for people like him or this little blog of mine would have like 4 comments. He enjoys giving woman a hard time on the Internet.
MSSmartyPants-Witty, sex deprived late 20's working girl. I not really sure if she is sex deprived but everyone always comments as such so i am going with it.
Canopnner- An I.T. guy who loves to cook and likes to post about any martial strife (which i can relate to and enjoy immensely).

If my calculations are correct. the perfect Blog for this would be a Basketball player who has been hanging out with some friends but is a bit pessimistic whether he should still hang out with them. He has his own website where he enters in a daily journals for others to comment on. On there he flirts with the pretty lady's and sends them pics of him. His website also has links to some of his favorite cooking sites. Well i think i better go gets some coffee before i offend the few daily readers i have even more than i have already. hahahaha.

Well this morning i rode my motorcycle into work. It was still kind of dark out and very foggy. i have three words to describe this 30 mile trek into work. they are as follows, Cold, Wet and Cold. The ride home should be much more enjoyable.

p.s. the spell check didn't find any misspelled words, i find that very hard to believe

Today I am going to start out with a story about two idiots and their first time going to a gym. Now these two foolish and naive individuals were freshman in collage and had the bright idea of bettering themselves by going to the local all purpose gym. For the sake of there identities we will name them Chuck (idiot #1 the ring leader) and Mike (idiot #2 the follower).

So on a brisk fall afternoon Chuck and Mike head in for their first work out. While there they first get con-ed into joining one of those 6 month programs were they are committed to paying a membership fee over that time. After the long and lengthy application process is finished they set off to start their first work out. Once finished with a vigorous work out they spend and hour playing basketball. After which they head back to the changing room to shower and be done for the first day.

Now Mike was again a bit naïve. He had actually never been to such a facility and felt a little twinge of nervousness just sauntering around and showering there with strangers, but as being 18 now and legally an adult he told himself that it was time to grow up. Once in the changing room they notice there was a sauna and a large hot tub. Well after all this working out it sounded like a good idea to end the day in a good soak. As they were entering the Hot tub Chuck looks up and see that there’s a sign hanging up in between the sauna and the hot tub stating ‘No clothing allowed’. Chuck thought nothing of it so he took off his shorts and hopped into the hot tub. Mike was a little more reluctant, but Chuck assured him that thist is how it is in gyms. There wasn’t anyone else around so Mike decided to get in as well.

There they sat, buck naked in at opposite ends of this 20 person hot tub relaxing. Mike sleepily thinking to himself that this wasn’t so bad after all. At that moment 6 other guys entered the hot tub all wearing swimming shorts. Alarm bells are ringing loud and clear. Both Chuck and Mike begin to wonder if they have some how misread or interpreted the sign they saw. As they sit there wondering, another 4 guy’s get into the hot tub all wearing swimming shorts. Now these two are in complete worry and distress and know that the sign must have been for the sauna. No one knows they are naked but they know they can’t sit in here for ever. Just then with out any warning Chuck leaps from the tub and quickly heads to the changing area. All the guys look from one another and laugh and heckle the retreating naked kid leaving. Now Mike is sitting there in full panic mode. His first plan is to wait until everybody leaves then head back to the changing room. But after 30 minutes of people entering and exiting the hot tub he realizes that there most likely isn’t going to be that opportunity and that he isn’t going to be able to withstand sitting there any longer. So he finally gets out of there, his shyness and insecurities coming up in full force.

That was the first and only day Mike went to the all purpose gym.

Well day one of my first blog. Those who know me, know that i am usually not at a loss for words. Although today i am not sure what to say other than Hello and thank you for stopping by my blog. This blog will constantly contain my incite and opinion which is basically riped of movie quotes that I pass off as my own witty knowledge.


p.s. there will be many and i mean many grammatical errors on this blog